Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

by booksandshadows / 03/04/2014 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Love

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  • Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?

    #3 - On 03/04/2014 at 6:23am by Nickb55

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  • Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)

    #4 - On 03/04/2014 at 6:23am by ipman737

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