Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

by not even getting any of her shrimp / 02/11/2014 at 4:50pm / United States (Utah) / Love

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  • Now is the perfect opportunity to explain the definition of vegetarian to her. Never let someone call you stupid when they are in the wrong.

    #2 - On 02/11/2014 at 8:02pm by Kayloe

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  • It's ok OP. You obviously have a brain or else you wouldn't have been able to post this.

    #1 - On 02/11/2014 at 8:02pm by ThatGuyWhoTalks

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