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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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On 02/11/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by not even getting any of her shrimp (man) - United States (Utah)

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Now is the perfect opportunity to explain the definition of vegetarian to her. Never let someone call you stupid when they are in the wrong.

#2 - On 02/11/2014 at 8:02pm by Kayloe

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It's ok OP. You obviously have a brain or else you wouldn't have been able to post this.

#1 - On 02/11/2014 at 8:02pm by ThatGuyWhoTalks

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