blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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Gross idea
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Top comments
adamo_erebus 26
At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D
bjhhjh 20
He wanted to be his cleanest for you
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Comments (51)
adamo_erebus 26
At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D
DocDrose 20
that thought... gross...
Enslaved 36
The OP's name is "blushingbride". Does that mean he did it at their wedding alter? Because that could change everything.
Queen_bee1234 21
Shmurr...
iglesia 11
We should start connecting everyone's username with their fml
bjhhjh 20
He wanted to be his cleanest for you
frozen92_fml 12
Now that's love
xadoringx 29
Oh the joys of marriage? :/
rapunzel3416 28
He wanted to make sure he could breathe through his nose so he could use his mouth for a better purpose.
naxeeb 33
Well, better out than on your face!! Or maybe he wanted to be able to breathe properly?
rachelottavia 16
What a gentleman. Pick and flick?
Sports_guy3 28
Disgusting... but did he stick it in his mouth?
warsun 27
If he did then OP would of said that too :/
chutney_02 22
He needs to learn what his priorities should be
xerbrus 14
she needs to learn priorities and i bet more than half of you saying eww are pickers too most everyone does it its a human thing there are many many girls that pick their noses too but won't admit it
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Get a tissue and blow your nose... don't just shove your finger in your nostrils. That's gross.
MrAsquared100 14
oh that's snot very nice...
jellybeens_fml 16
Using puns are like flipping coins, sometimes people love 'em, other times people wanna murder you every hour
MrAsquared100 14
this time I'm glad I'm not dead :') your profile pic btw is amusing.
xximikeixx 8
Trying to get you some gold by digging for it! *badum tiss*!