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Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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On 02/04/2014 at 4:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

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Be happy those are the only buns he squeezed.

#1 - On 02/04/2014 at 8:23pm by CommanderCman1

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you violated? imagine how the buns must feel! and Theyre going home with him

#9 - On 02/04/2014 at 8:30pm by awkwardloveannie

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