Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
good for him
Welshite 39
Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.
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Comments (125)
weveallbeenthere 30
good for him
abhi95 31
Yes! He'll be worshipped by all the boobies around the world as their savior!
DenBriZel 31
The boyfriend is hilarious!
LeFrogDog 27
Come forth booby man and rescue young ladies from the evil Dr. Bra. On the next episode watch as booby man unhooks a bra with his right foot and shouts LET THERE BE BOOBIES!!
buttcramp 21
Yes, good for him. Also, good for you too, OP. Feels good to get the bra off.. so the boyfriend wasn't wrong lol just silly!
pinkster2014 25
You know, there's actually a Guinness World Record for most bras unhooked with one hand in under a minute.... It's an achievement that many guys would envy lol xD
jesustitts 20
My boyfriend can't do it with two hands under a minute. While looking.
jsp16 24
He has found thy secret to unhooking a bra. Please OP, let your bf share his secrets to thy kingdom of FML.
ewang_ 12
It's hard enough with 2 hands, let alone 1!
Ambient25 24
Pinch, pull, twist. It's not hard. Most guys just rush through it and forget the concept of foreplay. Take your time, kiss around, and fondle the back of the bra gently. Come on guys! We're men not boys...
Bano360 25
Actually #15 it depends on the bra too
Ambient25 24
I mean in general.
reneetlovesyou 30
#17, obviously you can't with a sports bra, but with wired or push-ups, it's really just a matter of using your thumb to free the side with the actual hooks and voila. Free boobies for all!
killinpoptarts 9
Yeah the triple clasped ones are horrible to do... Takes twice as long.
Godsofdracos 15
Who fondles a bra? Didn't know we had to please the bra also...
Ambient25 24
Oh jeez I'm sorry my third language has me stating the wrong words with understood concepts. You get the ******* picture.
pinkster2014 25
Well, the word fondle can mean "to handle lovingly" so I can kinda see how it fits into the sentence. I get what he means
Azula272 14
Lmfao he's happy. Apparently this is rocket science to them.
WhatsOpTic 11
That truly is an accomplishment though
LeFrogDog 27
So we should give this guy a metal?
Clay_Pidgeon 11
No, don't give him metal. let's give him a medal...
TheOrangeProon 13
I'm with 46, let's give him metal and let him make his own damn medal.
WhatsOpTic 11
Or give him ice cream. I mean I would rather someone give me ice cream than some metal with some words on it. I like ice cream :)
Ambient25 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The immaturity is strong with this one
zandalee 19
I find a sense of humor in a man incredibly sexy!
Sandman366 6
Oh please. I was giggety over some snow and fun ice. Granted I live in Florida, but I was a bit on the silly side.
Welshite 39
Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.
OctoDope 15
Indeed we should raise them until they are mature then release them for the common good. And ogling of course. Maybe honking too.
Welshite 39
As official Boobie Handlers we must ensure that the boobies being released are able to survive on their own. We'll be looking at perkiness and size. The more alert and larger boobies have a much better chance at survival.
ManInTheMachine 19
Can I be the official Booby Inspector?
abhi95 31
We must prepare young boobies for the World outside. We must establish a school for the boobies where they can be nurtured and grow to be good boobies. Dibs on the post for principle. I shall be very strict with the naughty ones!
Godsofdracos 15
Yeh you just made it sound really, really, creepy 64...
abhi95 31
Oh well!
heyyoitskiraaa 10
#91 wouldnt that be illegal anyways?
Ukeee_X 19
Laugh a little, this isn't an FML. It's funny, life doesn't need to be that sexy serious when it comes to intimacy. If the objective was to sleep together, humour makes it fun. Enjoy!
Ukeee_X 19
Why was this moderated? There was no profanity or trolling, anything unrelated, advertising or anything that's really against the rules.
Bano360 25
Sounds like a funny guy.
israelnotjacob 20
Yeah I think this girlfriend just needs a sense of humor.
Enslaved 36
Maybe she does have a great sense of humour, knows it's funny and just wanted us to laugh-- with her? For some reason, after I read this FML, my bra all in a sudden felt uncomfortably tight.
Nolimit2217 32
Every guy feels that exciting feeling when they free the boobs!
trickmick12 11
If you let him do this, I don't see how this is an fml