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Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42610) - you deserved it (10951)

On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

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good for him

#1 - On 01/29/2014 at 8:13am by weveallbeenthere

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Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.

#6 - On 01/29/2014 at 8:16am by Welshite

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