Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML
Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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Top comments
mxgirl1998 26
Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
abhi95 31
****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck
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Comments (89)
mxgirl1998 26
Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
colton_colton 50
Your post just killed me! ^
zBLAKEz 23
One of those rare moments when the first comment is actually clever and funny.
JMichael 25
He does do his homework better. On the table. All night long.
Zelphoric 25
"I'll do you like I do my homework, for 2 minutes and then I'll go on ifunny and fml"
RpiesSPIES 27
I never do MY homework :D... :)... :|... :(...:'(
incoherentrmblr 21
Just pull a Jack Nicholson and Ax them to keep it down...
sempiternal80816 9
LMAO!! Order of the Dangling Testicles xD
anthony99 14
Still a better love story than Twilight
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well this is a little irrelevant…
reneetlovesyou 30
And an overused joke.
\ 28
I think it's time to lay this phrase to rest. It wasn't even that much fun.
bacon_lover100 11
I don't think you get that joke
abhi95 31
****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck
strike2867 13
Or a call to her parents, with the phone pressed against the wall...
Shadowsofthedead 10
Though if **** isn't your cup of tea, blaringly loud music of your choice is an acceptable substitute.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Or better yet, gay ****. See if he can perform with that going on at full volume.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Play "Let's get it on."
Sports_guy3 28
Or, "I Just Had Sex".
JocelynKaulitz 28
Bust them beats out.
Ambient25 24
You should play Justin Bieber on full blast when they get busy
bobbyguy 17
That's a great idea
nanxi 30
"Baby ooh, thought you'd always be mine, mine" Apparently not.
Ambient25 24
Yes because any guy would still be in the mood after hearing that song.... >_>
abbykadabby 8
#14 The idea is to get them out of the mood
Ambient25 24
I just hit my head against the wall. Apparently the definition of sarcasm isn't widely known.
Fr0gs 15
Beat me to it im a little butthurt
DanielleinDC 33
That means OP would have to endure listening to Justin Bieber just to get back at his ex. I can't imagine anything that would make that palatable. But I agree with blasting music.
Soloman212 28
24, I think everyone recognized the sarcasm. You just used it incorrectly. Your use implied that the person you were replying to believed that a guy WOULD still be in the mood. Examples for your benefit: Correct: "Cats are cool!" "Yeah, because cats can play jazz and wear sunglasses.. >.>" Incorrect: "Hitler was the worst person in the world." "Yeah, because Hitler helped orphans and brought about world peace.. >.>"
therealjc_fml 14
Invite her parents to come visit you:)
abhi95 31
Yes, I'm sure they'd readily accept! After all they're just his ex girlfriend's parents. -.-
Soloman212 28
Hey, you never know. There are tons of FML's about people's parents and ex's being great buddies.
bobbyguy 17
Get a microphone and play it back to them
djxerxes9000 18
On the upside, you have an extremely original username on FML.
NotAPrincess 8
I didn't notice it until you pointed it out. Lmao
littlem91 29
Best. Username. Ever. OP, there has to be things you can do to ruin the mood.
magiczebra 9
There's plenty of reasons to move out of a dorm, and plenty of reasons to move back into a dorm. And you don't exactly get to choose where your dorm is or who your neighbors are. I don't get how that's difficult to understand.
mzhaze 22
play the song "I just had sex" really loud, thats what my friend did when the ppl in the dorm room next to her had sex