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Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49017) - you deserved it (3896)

On 01/28/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by Order of the Dangling Testicles (man) - United States (New York)

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Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

#1 - On 01/28/2014 at 8:12pm by mxgirl1998

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Porn! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

#3 - On 01/28/2014 at 8:13pm by abhi95

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