By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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mxgirl1998 26

Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

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abhi95 31

****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

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worldclassrager 39

Blast music or wear headphones...they might go somewhere else...

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bestadvice 1

Simple problem. All you have to do is bring some random girl to your room, do the dirty deed, and make sure they hear the thump of the bed on the wall. Trust me she will go much much crazier than you. Repeat as many times as necessary to make your point.. in fact in college I would repeat as much as possible regardless of a point..

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xxsakuraxx 29

Or he could pull an Easy A where they were just jumping on the bed and making sounds!

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JaegerMayCry 13

at least you'll be doing your homework for more than 1 minute.

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J_Man42 12

Solution: Get laid and be as loud as possible. Next time you see said neighborinos smile and give them the finger haha

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alr158 18

Keep up the good work... Enjoy watching the outcome of what you're doing, verses theirs one day!

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pwnman 33

Play things or say things that are loud enough for them to hear. that will totally ruin the mood of having sex.

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hitler_sucked 9

You should knock on the wall and yell "SLOPPY SECONDS"

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Szaszaspasz 26

You can also yell "Been there, done that!"

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romans71220 2

put a porno on really loud while they sleep

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WhatsOpTic 11

Hey guys its ya boy OpTic here just letting you know I enjoy spreading Vaseline on my body and crawling around pretending I'm a slug

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