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Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39070) - you deserved it (4121)

On 01/27/2014 at 2:26pm - love - by love you too mommy - United States (New York)

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Ain't that sweet of her.

#1 - On 01/27/2014 at 5:10pm by Mynamewontfi

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Silly child, sweets are for parents.

#4 - On 01/27/2014 at 5:13pm by mpkpm

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