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Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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On 01/21/2014 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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You just have to prove to her that she is sleepwalking. Afterwards you can blame her for almost everything.

#3 - On 01/22/2014 at 6:18am by Ashamed_Sister

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Not saying that it's the case here, but she could easily have done that and blamed it on sleep walking! o_o

#6 - On 01/22/2014 at 6:19am by naxeeb

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