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Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

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Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.

#7 - On 01/11/2014 at 12:48pm by RoboCunnilingus

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Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.

#1 - On 01/11/2014 at 12:46pm by JMichael

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