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Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46708) - you deserved it (4738)

On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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You may be the luckiest too. Never know.

#1 - On 12/31/2013 at 12:56am by dewberry2001

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To be fair, ESPN can be pretty boring at times. And depending on the Lifetime movie, It's quite possible I'd change the channel too.

Especially if it's the A DINGO ATE MY BABY! movie.

#11 - On 12/31/2013 at 1:03am by Zebediabolical

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