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Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40257) - you deserved it (3251)

On 12/29/2013 at 5:58pm - love - by RustyRuski (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...

#2 - On 12/29/2013 at 7:30pm by heygirlie777

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He's a pussy

#3 - On 12/29/2013 at 7:31pm by desidog

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