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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

I would GameFLY my foot up his ass.

renaee 13

Netflix and gamefly accounts... The core to healthy relationships. *Shaking my head.

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imaginarium99 9

Don't be too hard on yourself OP!

GreatGeak 8

if it were Steam this'd be a different story. fyl

jdeezyjames 8

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: "Can I see your dad?" Johnny: "No, he's in the shower." Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?" Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too." Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?" Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead." Haha not related but at least you have something to laugh at now OP. :D

Sports_guy3 28

#20- I literally loled at that.

Ambient25 25

I have one for you too OP: So my girl was getting on me about buying beer, saying that it costs too much and that I need to stop. Well, reluctantly I did, and the days went by. I caught her buying make up though, and I mean expensive stuff, spending way more than I ever did on the beer. I confronted her and she replied "Well I'm trying to look good for you" to which I replied "but that's what the beer was for!!"....now I have to share the couch with the dog.

jazzy_123 20

i have one too! I think it's a cute one :) So there's a police officer who is patrolling the streets like he usually has to do. He notices that the car in front of him has been driving perfectly well the whole time; he didn't make a single mistake! So he flashes his lights and stops him. "What seems to be the problem sir?" The police officer says, "I've been following for the past 10 mins and you haven't made a single mistake!" he hands him a piece of paper, "go down to the station and give them this to get a prize." The officer thanks him and just as he's about to leave, the man's mother, who was sitting in the passenger seat and heard everything says, "Why thank you officer! My son drives so well when he's drunk!"

fuckyourlifeOP 25

I would GameFLY my foot up his ass.

Damian95 16

It appears OP was just a game to her boyfriend.

\ 28

She was played for a fool.

Never_Land 10

Guys stop with the corny jokes it's not like she can just fly away from the comments.. No? Ok

spidey_awesome 14

some people like to be punny #36 OP he was a gamefly digger, you deserve better

False_Stupidity 42

Obviously OP's boyfriend is just a player.

papayeya 18

Dont feel sad... sorry OP

HJKM_fml 19

I'm sorry about the break up, but do you really want to date an immature prick like that?

renaee 13

Netflix and gamefly accounts... The core to healthy relationships. *Shaking my head.

CobraLazerFace 21

This wouldn't have happened if she used Steam!

adrianh1090 12

He's that much much of a lowlife he got mad cuz you cancelled his video games? You can do better op.

askingandy 23

It was OP's Gamefly, not his. She's saying he was only with her so he could use her account for free.

adrianh1090 12

Whatever same thing

Dthsapprntc 23

And now you are free to find a guy who actually cares about you. I know you are probably hurting right now OP, but this is going to turn out to be a win for you.

saucyrossi 18

What a romantic boyfriend:)

greeneyebeauty9 28

Be happy you finally got rid of his sorry ass.

DocBastard 40

Dump him. Wait...

mario2012 18

If anyone down votes you it's because they are too blind to see the obvious joke.

DocBastard 40

Or because it's a very obvious joke. And a stupid one. But **** it, I can post stupid shit sometimes too, damn it.