Love: Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates....

By romance sucks. - 18/12/2013 21:20 - United States - Spencer

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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Love language

By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2013 12:17 - United States - Southfield

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of 2 years, expressing all my feelings for him signed it as "Forever your lover" then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked back up to me, tossed the note at me and said "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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da_poiler 3

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?

imaxmain 24

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:53

Well, find out and date him?

Comments

imaxmain 24

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:53

Well, find out and date him?

naxeeb 33

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:48

He's the Romance Ninja!! You don't find him, he finds you!

cyanidesandwich 21

Thursday 19 December 2013 15:12

Did he smell the seat you sat on in the gym earlier?

woosah 16

Monday 7 April 2014 6:27

Or stay very far away.

deathstroke990 22

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:55

Sounds like a keeper!

CobraLazerFace 21

Thursday 19 December 2013 15:00

Or perhaps... creeper?

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Friday 20 December 2013 1:39

I find it interesting how 60 years ago, this would've been considered delightfully romantic...

da_poiler 3

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?

tinycroc 10

Thursday 19 December 2013 10:22

lol i was just about to ask the same thing.

thatisaWIN 5

Thursday 19 December 2013 16:11

^Cool, we really dont care unfortunately :(. OP: Atleast you know he'll never leave you.... Always watching...

RpiesSPIES 27

Thursday 19 December 2013 18:03

No need, he's already in every picture she'd ever taken that past year ;)

imdabess 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

lololol, that's awesome. he sounds like a keeper, maybe for you!

deathstroke990 22

Friday 20 December 2013 3:26

copy cat

cmath_fml 19

Friday 20 December 2013 6:48

#69, sometimes people post at the same time. Remember, there is a time delay between the time you post a comment and the time it's actually published :-)

lwonderful 11

Friday 20 December 2013 14:21

#76 no, he definitely indeed copied. There was a 7 minute time span

maplecandy 7

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

Run, mate. Run far, far away.

NessaMae 19

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:09

That's...sweet? But more creepy.

Randomness90 27

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:17

Just a wee bit creepy. I'd say take your chances with the stalker or RUN as far as you can

oj101 33

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:28

This reminds me of Timmy throwing an extravaganza to ask Trixie out on a date on Fairly Odd Parents. OP, if I were you, I'd stay well away from that guy.