Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
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Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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nrevogcmamme 17
Ouch! Sorry OP. Now you know how immature she is.
Jaded_Rose 17
Ouch
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Jaded_Rose 17
Ouch
friedpwnadge 25
You took a chance, but don't get down because she won't take you seriously. Be glad you found out about this now and not when she could have been a real bitch and given you a "pity date".
Somuchart 3
She sounds like a bitch. If she didn't screw you over now she would have screwed you over in the future, and now hurts a lot less. Don't lose self esteem over this, move passed it and I guarantee if you keep doing the same thing, sooner or later the right person will come along
unjustlychicken 10
im insanely horny
thatsdndn1 19
What a bitch! That was mean!
nrevogcmamme 17
Ouch! Sorry OP. Now you know how immature she is.
caohm 18
I've seen blizzards less frigid than that girl. a real Ice queen
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Exactly man, what else would you call those feelings though? It isn't love, as it hasn't had the chance to develop into that, it's purely an attraction or an infatuation. Also known as a crush. Luckily that's all it is, pal. Move on and don't look back, she ain't worth the headache. And if she is to you, well damn, good ******* luck.
HeadlessSparrow 20
That's when you conveniently pull out a Crush soda..
Gemma_Mansonite 20
OP's maybe ex-crush has the immaturity level of a 12 year old, maybe younger...
bella_bunz0415 10
Well how old are you ?
Bano360 25
Actually he's 12 and three quarters.
TwistedCherub1 15
Does it matter? I'm in my thirties and a crush is still a crush. Judging by her answer, she has the maturity of a teenage girl, thinking she's "too grown up" for things like crushes. I do not miss those years.
dingleberrysteve 6
the correct answer is 13. everyone knows you lose all innocence when u hit 13.
thetmills 8
I actually lost mine in 3rd grade
Fenrir_The_Wolf 1
I'm calling BS on that. It's way younger. More like two or three
MichellinMan 20
Literally telling her you had a crush was not the brightest course of action, it seems.
evan_7899 28
Indeed, maybe OP said I have a crush on you and she wasnt commenting on looks but his phrasing of the question, since that is childish phrasing. Thats my interpretation of this FML
EbyKat 16
I am thirty and still use the term. Her reaction was garbage.
Volcan_fml 22
I would find it really sweet if someone told me they had a crush on me. She just sounds like a bitch.
dreadbeat69 12
I'd say it was perfect. He was *this* close to wasting more time on some cold, pretentious bitch.
8313girl 28
Well I know this is cliche by now but it's still true, YOU DESERVE BETTER! Find a girl that's worth your time OP
MichellinMan 20
Stating that you acknowledge the fact that it's cliché doesn't really help your case.
thatisaWIN 5
We need more details. How did you word it?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Did he get on his knees, cry and ask her to love him till he dies? What? That's not how it's done?
slytherbitch 15
Edited.
lameuser 23
Good, now it's time to get over her.
Nyx_fml 23
OP, I see you're a bit confused. I'm going to help you figure out if you're a 12 year old. Do you make "your mom" jokes? Are you a self-professed troll? Are you particularly fond of memes? Is your name Booda_Shun? If you answer "Yes" to any of those questions... well, I'm sure you know how it works.
lameuser 23
What I find hilarious is that you even remember his name.
killmenow03 21
51 You're no better, your 30 talking crap over FML. I suggest you leave before Nyx embarrasses you.
dingleberrysteve 6
im in my 30s and meet 3 of those. the internet must be youth serum.
dreadbeat69 12
particularly fond of memes... haha. so accurate.
\ 28
Ah, haters in the raw. It's adorable watching you two pull off your passive-aggressive rage. You're both soooo cute :)
6FootUnder 11
Should have told her "Yeah, 12 inches deep in your mom!" lol how's that for a mom joke?
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
What did you do? Pass her a note? "I like you. Do you like me? Check yes or no."
littlekellilee 45
I know a guy in his 20s that did that. Though I'm not saying it should be done by anyone over 12.
slickchrome 11
72 judging by your picture I'm not surprise that happen to you at twenty haha
Irchell 17
On to the next one!