Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
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golden_warrior 23
I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.
Welshite 39
Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.
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Comments (123)
BlueToast 6
I would dump her :/
greeneyebeauty9 28
Maybe she was kidding though?
ashalayx 13
really? i thought you just stick around because who doesnt love incest right?
Lisee92 18
Why go straight to dumping? They can at least try to talk it out. Either way it's OP she's dating, and I'm sure there's more reasons for that than the fact that he looks similar to the cousin.
BlueToast 6
Well possibly I don't think she was since it was posted here I am not into all of that. Why would your number one reason to date someone is because they look like a relative
Adeptasaurus 12
Maybe she just thinks her cousin is attractive. That doesn't mean anything. Or maybe her cousin and the OP share a distinguishing feature. Not enough detail; I demand a follow-up
mcm_3 16
#13 Me, I don't love incest
cryssycakesx3 22
17, how do you talk out looking like someone?
ShyAnn29 14
Thinking a cousin is cute isn't a big deal, I have cousins who are really cute, that doesn't mean I'd date them...EWW! (and they are married) Anyways, telling a boyfriend/girlfriend that may not be the best idea.
kinky44 28
She doesnt have to SEXUALLY like that he looks like her cousin. Honestly, she probably thought it a cool, little coincidence.
frizz101 22
Hey op's girlfriend might not even be related, they could only be cousins through marriage example her uncle could have married a woman with kids from a previous relationship or vise versa. Or her cousin could just be incredibly good looking. The only real reason OP should break up with her is for the fact that she is dating him for such a shallow reason. Thinking a cousin is cute doesn't automatically mean incest.
DeltaS_GrtrThn_0 3
So, one of the main factors playing into OP's girlfriend's love for him is the "cool, little coincidence" that he looks like her cousin?
klipper57 12
I don't know why you got a single negitive comment bro. I don't know about you but incest isn't sexy
golden_warrior 23
I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.
Turrence 9
Now that'd be one ****** up family.
evan_7899 28
Indeed that would be a family we should cast in to the sun to prevent them from spreading their cross-bred, twisted, incestual genes any further.
martin8337 35
Remember the Trailer family on In Living Colors family dozens?
cryssycakesx3 22
I think some of the people commenting are inbred.
crunchmunchkin 13
I dunno "CryssyCakesx3" you might look a little inbred to some people too >.>
ThatPlankton 15
I am currently in bread.
bubblyhayley 16
this is some wrong turn shit!!
jazzy_123 20
like I said, its a family business :o
anonymous5101 11
Oh yea, its cousin a lot of problems :/
Gestpacho88 12
#32 Or give them their own tv show on TLC....
incoherentrmblr 21
*plays Addams Family theme song*
Welshite 39
Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.
Allennis44 16
Good question
thatADHDdude 21
Good question indeed.
swaggalikethat 22
I dunno about you guys, but where I'm from, cousin lovin is frowned upon.
aisg 14
Run
cyttex 13
What about skipping?
Zimmington 21
He could also try speed walking
arsenicalhumor 30
I like to scamper when running gets tiring.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
I prefer hopping, actually.
arandomusernameaa 20
Maybe her cousin is just really hot :/ (still eww... time to find a new gf)
jayceejaco 15
Keeping it all in the family?
onlychildFTW 33
Nope, because OP isn't related to her.
iAlissa 34
That's ****** up. I hope you can figure it out.
dantee2005 33
Incesting I mean interesting
Pauschinator 22
She just thinks her cousin is hot.
usernameunkn0wn 18
Why do you say that like it's such a normal thing?
usernameunkn0wn 18
Why do you say that like it's such a normal thing?
spluver0005 17
That's really disturbing
arandomusernameaa 20
well... He is from Cleveland...
cryssycakesx3 22
I'm going to get lynched, but cousins are people too and can be good looking people at that. acting on is is what makes you a creep.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
My cousin is hot... I'm not sexually attracted to him by any means, but I certainly think he's a good-looking guy. And if he weren't my cousin, who knows?! ;D Kidding, but OP's girlfriend isn't necessarily a creep. It's not really bad to think your cousin is an attractive person.
glitterkuro 18
Personally I think the worst part of this FML is that the thing she likes most about OP is that they look like somebody else and that their physical appearance is the most important thing.
ShyAnn29 14
57, I completely agree with you!
RedPillSucks 31
she also may have been joking and OP didn't pick up on that.
ReignInBlood 11
Well, that doesn't sound good...