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Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47831) - you deserved it (3731)

On 11/29/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by katerina (woman) - United Kingdom

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Nice parents you got there. You should prove them wrong.

#1 - On 11/29/2013 at 8:02pm by Dallasluver19

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Can I, like, buy you some new parents?

#4 - On 11/29/2013 at 8:04pm by plagiarismo

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