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Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Welp, just cross him off the list. Luckily you only wasted one date with him. It wasn't polite what he did, but at least he didn't lead you on.
Before he has sex for the first time with his girlfriend, he will probably have sex with a hooker, just to reassure himself that he doesn't want to have sex with anyone but his girlfriend.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014