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Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49797) - you deserved it (3480)

On 11/09/2013 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Welp, just cross him off the list. Luckily you only wasted one date with him. It wasn't polite what he did, but at least he didn't lead you on.

#1 - On 11/09/2013 at 10:03am by Welshite

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Before he has sex for the first time with his girlfriend, he will probably have sex with a hooker, just to reassure himself that he doesn't want to have sex with anyone but his girlfriend.

#5 - On 11/09/2013 at 10:07am by NoorFML

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