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Today, I got knocked over at the park by a rampant dog. My fiancé stood by laughing his ass off as I repeatedly tried to stand up, only to be knocked back down again. I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67641) - you deserved it (4681)

On 11/03/2013 at 2:21am - love - by StrandedWhale (woman) - United Kingdom

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Ultimate douchebag.

#1 - On 11/03/2013 at 9:33am by kaitieloo

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This is the first time I actually say 'Fuuuck' while reading an FML, and I've been around here for years. This is too brutal for a pregnant lady, he should've taken care of you. Sorry, OP, I hope you're alright.

#4 - On 11/03/2013 at 9:36am by transcedental

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