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Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (3222)

On 10/20/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by single (woman) - United States

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What an ass, sorry op.

#1 - On 10/21/2013 at 3:28am by lolnothanks

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On to the next one girl!!!!

#2 - On 10/21/2013 at 3:28am by ChicKenza

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