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Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Dude, in that moment I'm way more worried about the lump of shit than some guy.

#1 - On 10/20/2013 at 8:37pm by Imowjn

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I wouldn't discard the possibility of him being the culprit and saying that to divert suspicions.

#3 - On 10/20/2013 at 8:37pm by Nyx

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