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Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Dude, in that moment I'm way more worried about the lump of shit than some guy.
I wouldn't discard the possibility of him being the culprit and saying that to divert suspicions.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015