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Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41578) - you deserved it (5881)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:30am - love - by AchievementUnlocked? - United States

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Step 1: open mouth.
Step 2: insert foot.
Step 3: move pillows to the couch..

#2 - On 10/19/2013 at 10:37am by Llama_Face89

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Hey, I'm sure a bunch of all these beautiful celebrities are plainer than us regular folks. At least when it comes to personality.

#3 - On 10/19/2013 at 10:38am by Nyx

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