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Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "hon", "darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40270) - you deserved it (4950)

On 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I like when waitresses call me Hon...

#1 - On 10/17/2013 at 7:12pm by mattrd

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I must be weird cuz I enjoy when people do that.

#3 - On 10/17/2013 at 7:13pm by JMichael

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