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Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41956) - you deserved it (3752)

On 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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You're definitely better off without that dolt in your life. He must have some severe trust issues if a guy sitting next to you and you not moving means you like him.

#1 - On 10/14/2013 at 3:22am by Lishikitten

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I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.

#5 - On 10/14/2013 at 3:26am by NessaMae

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