Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
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Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Welshite 39
We all know brides want to look like princesses, but I think you took the Sleeping Beauty part a bit too seriously.
ottokat 15
I'm sorry, OP. Majorly embarassing, but easily enough explained. I hope everyone is underdstanding and that the cameraman took pictures. That's one to tell your grandkids.
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Welshite 39
We all know brides want to look like princesses, but I think you took the Sleeping Beauty part a bit too seriously.
JMichael 25
Your new husband put a spell on you.
caohm 18
hope you dont sleep walk the guests may think you're backing out.
then000bster 16
I guess your husband was just too dreamy.
TheCanucklehead 22
Were the vows sung like lullabies?
BitsOBacon 12
Welshite, you win the "Comment of the Year: 2013" award.
ottokat 15
I'm sorry, OP. Majorly embarassing, but easily enough explained. I hope everyone is underdstanding and that the cameraman took pictures. That's one to tell your grandkids.
KushCrushin89 10
I have a feeling that you'd be berating the groom if the roles were reversed here.
ottokat 15
because of my slightly ridiculous rants on the other FML? yeah, sorry you guys. bad day.
mikepzz 27
Well... ****
Welshite 39
No no, that comes after. What weird sort of weddings do you go to?
Jemm_fml 29
Have you never heard of a bedding ceremony?
Wowxoxo 17
You're supposed to save the sleeping for the honeymoon ;)
tomatosz 23
You're supposed to be sleeping during your honeymoon? I would think they have better things to do then...
golden_warrior 23
Who sleeps on their ******* honeymoon. Get it, ******* honeymoon? :)
JMichael 25
Maybe she meant sleeping with each other? Still should of worded it different.
iAlissa 34
*watches as sarcasm plans flies right over 27's head*
perdix 29
"...for richer or poorer, awake or asleep, in sickness and in health, til death do us part.." Nope. It's in there! Just because you conked out doesn't mean the vows don't count. So much for your plans to swing!
Faddyy6 17
sleeping beauty!
Welshite 39
You're twelve. You shouldn't even be on here. That being said, you shouldn't insult people simply for not liking your comment.
ksks1234 33
We got it, it was just...um...not that great. Don't be upset if you get thumbed down, it is not that big of a deal. I think most of us have.
logankyng 15
Hopefully you had enough energy for the following night
ottokat 15
hey! hey. twelve with a GIRLFRIEND. please.