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Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41821) - you deserved it (4927)

On 09/29/2013 at 9:00am - love - by Laserbeaver (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Ungrateful fucks are the worst. However, I'm assuming you told her it's a portrait of her. If not, then it's not her fault.

#1 - On 09/29/2013 at 1:06pm by golden_warrior

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I bet it's a female dog.

#5 - On 09/29/2013 at 1:07pm by reneebellinger

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