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By Laserbeaver - 29/09/2013 13:00 - United States - Milton

Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML

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By artist - 29/03/2013 11:12 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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By Miserable person - 10/09/2019 18:00

Today, after spending 5+ hours of my life painting a portrait of someone's cat for them, I finally finished it, perfect condition, no mistakes. I was supposed to be paid 300 bucks for it. Got 50 bucks because it was too "vibrant." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

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Sunday 29 September 2013 19:06

Ungrateful ***** are the worst. However, I'm assuming you told her it's a portrait of her. If not, then it's not her fault.

reneebellinger 8

Sunday 29 September 2013 19:07

I bet it's a female dog.

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cjones22 2

Monday 30 September 2013 14:32

"It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip"

megabeers 5

Monday 30 September 2013 19:17

That's not right

BeeQueenbee60 4

Monday 30 September 2013 19:47

Apparently your girlfriend doesn't have an eye for art.

ARandolph13 1

Monday 30 September 2013 20:14

You should've said oh just a random bitch

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:52

I'm thinking it probably looked like Napoleons drawing to Summer.

LilBroAlmighty 7

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:48

lol when she asked what kind of dog it is u shoulda sed a bitch lmao

appforthat 9

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:04

Well does she look like a dog?

vsx0x 1

Tuesday 1 October 2013 9:24

I hope you said s bitch

Angel_of_Night 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 1:54

It's a bitch, that's what.

diarheea101 11

Saturday 12 October 2013 19:48

I'm guessing it was a SHIT-zu? Jk, that's pretty f*ucked up.

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