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Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42134) - you deserved it (17166)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:33am - love - by drinkdrankdrunk (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Drunk call her back so you have an excuse to call her a stupid bitch.

#1 - On 09/27/2013 at 10:08am by BntyHntrSeattle

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Lol I once did that. Jk, what's a girlfriend?

#4 - On 09/27/2013 at 10:11am by autinyork

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