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Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Drunk call her back so you have an excuse to call her a stupid bitch.
Lol I once did that. Jk, what's a girlfriend?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014