so_screwed
Salinas, United States
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
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highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom
So frustrating!
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
Mammy's boy
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Twiddle
Canada
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Top comments
hghrider123456 9
Looks like its time to buy another night stand....
Zomg_Okay 26
The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.
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Comments (55)
vucui 21
That's definitely more awkward than a normal one-night stand, I'll give ya that.
silvercamaro 22
I'm curious how she'll be introduced, "hi mom, hey dad, this is uh....Tina?"
SarahAlleen 8
It's a man.
mFUNdo21 17
Tracy Morgan is a man. his name could still be Tina
Spider_Web 11
Yup my name's actually Shaniqua. Don't judge
Zomg_Okay 26
The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.
IloveToLaugh143 21
Parents: So how did you guys meet? Him: Oh nothing to special(shrugs) We just had sex one night, and now we're here! By the way, your home is beautiful...
Kain713 14
I swear I saw that in a movie....
pdp_fml 21
Isn't too early to meet the parents?
anitriarose 5
no, not at all. it's perfectly fine.
mFUNdo21 17
they've already had sex, so the slowest race possible would be for him to meet the parents
TheDrifter 23
Were you a little young for his tastes? Don't you let your moms steal your new man OP.
aintlifeapain 21
Now tell us what you decided OP?
omgitsmoe 26
That developed quickly
hghrider123456 9
Looks like its time to buy another night stand....
Verst 16
Try to ditch him.
thatonename 7
She already did. That's what makes him a one night stand.
ElephantCraze22 17
At least he likes you..?
Vidrill 22
Well, that's not his decision to make. It's a mutual decision.