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Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Just tell him this: "If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one." Then give him the calculator so he can see for himself.

#1 - On 09/14/2013 at 8:19pm by Nyx

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Looks like your relationship just doesn't add up!

#4 - On 09/14/2013 at 8:26pm by tabbydionysis

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