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Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57693) - you deserved it (4109)

On 09/12/2013 at 10:44am - love - by whyme (woman) - United States (Florida)

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did you slap him?

#1 - On 09/12/2013 at 12:59pm by The_9th_Doctor

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Gross. I surely hope you gave them what they had coming.

#2 - On 09/12/2013 at 12:59pm by Jessa91

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