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Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55758) - you deserved it (3785)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:40pm - love - by why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

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He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

#1 - On 08/17/2013 at 8:52pm by Slawter16

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He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

#3 - On 08/17/2013 at 8:53pm by kelseythompson

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