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Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

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"I was going to marry my girlfriend, but then I took a taser to the leg."

#2 - On 08/17/2013 at 1:11pm by onealmxwilson

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Why would your dad's first reaction be to grab a taser? Is he completely incapable of differentiating between a happy scream and a real one? Also, why would he assume he's hurting you...?

#3 - On 08/17/2013 at 1:11pm by ladylilly25

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