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Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)

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Was the hair still attached to your head when he tried to floss?

#4 - On 08/13/2013 at 5:10pm by SamanthaNGoree

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What a weirdo.

#2 - On 08/13/2013 at 5:10pm by Dashelle

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