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Today, my husband and I arrived in Barbados on vacation. We visited a club, and they had a selection of drinks with weird names. My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch, flicked his finger towards me, and said to the barkeeper, "Might as well get something I'm used to." FML
Tell your husband and bartender this : screw you guys I'm going home. ( just like Eric Cartman)
Tell the bartender you'd like small dick because it reminds you of home. :)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014