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Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML


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On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.

#3 - On 07/31/2013 at 5:43pm by challan

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When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean.
As a joke of course

#8 - On 07/31/2013 at 5:44pm by euphoricness

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