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Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014