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Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (65441)

On 07/26/2013 at 6:11pm - love - by i suck, this i know :( (man) - Malawi (Blantyre)

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He has a right to be mad considering you're being a jerk and cheating on your girlfriend.

#2 - On 07/26/2013 at 8:35pm by Hollywoodgirl79

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Your dad deserves a medal

#4 - On 07/26/2013 at 8:36pm by 19Hahaha11

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