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Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45277) - you deserved it (3038)

On 07/22/2013 at 2:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

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Asshole

#1 - On 07/22/2013 at 7:42pm by herpaderpaherp

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Later: Local man found severely injured outside his apartment, it looks as though he will be bedridden for weeks!

#4 - On 07/22/2013 at 7:43pm by karatekid97

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