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Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47549) - you deserved it (3671)

On 07/21/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by sabrinatarmine_ - United States (California)

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Text him or something to convince him to talk to you. Try to explain to him what it is. If he doesnt understand or doesnt care, dump his ass.

#1 - On 07/22/2013 at 5:48am by Padreschargers7

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Tell him you don't wanna catch his stupid.

#7 - On 07/22/2013 at 5:51am by MysticMonkey

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