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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58100) - you deserved it (5588)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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