But hey, at least he told you sooner better than later. Just imagine if he had never told you, and then one day you come home to find him having some "fun time" with fido.

Yeah I'm so glad he told me up front. Though I doubt my direwolf would have been up for it

I guess she was scared he'd be too ruff with her

He's just a squirrel tryin to get a nut.

thank goodness he said that before he potentially got you in bed. who knows where his pecker has been :/

And he will soon find the right animal

I'm just glad he didn't say ***********! Obviously all he does is get with the best.

Yeah I was single for a year before finding my current boyfriend. Best of luck to you, OP :)

Ive been single for 18 years; no rush at all!

Good luck my friend

Like this: OP: I'll have a large steak withe a glass of wine please. Date: Oh no I can't eat what I am attracted to.

"This is great I really love pork sausage." "Oh yes? Me too...."

"Oh, this is a picture of my dog Rover. He's quite a lover."

I always eat what I'm attracted to.

"So I'm thinking of ******* a dog later tonight. Want to join me?"

92- Some of us males (not all of us) use these lines as scare tactics to escape commitment whilst trying not to make the lady feel bad about herself. The classic "sorry, im gay!" line is a perfect example. It seems abit less harmful than "sorry, not interested"... Right?

OP: I'm so hungry, I can eat a horse! Date: Speaking of which...

Date: so if we go back to my place we have to stop first and get a jar of peanut butter. OP: Riiiiiggggghhht see ya!

Not funny at all

I thought it was pretty clever you stubborn rice krispies!!!

Is there a situation where you would actually blame someone for being single?

Yea, OP's date.

Or people who cheat and then get upset that their significant other left them. Yes, I do blame those people and they deserve to be lonely.

Where the hell did you get that from?

This scary place called The Internet.