Run away time

By kittyfiddlernono - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Pernik

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Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Top comments

Redoxx_fml 22

I guess doggy style means something else to him

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badassmf1234 22

How does that even come up in conversation?

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Comments

unknowndevil 6

Well, scientists can force different species to mate with each other so I don't see why a human can't mate with other animals.

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NagainaFier 16

They might put a tiger and a lion in the same room, to see if different species of the same family can interbreed (horses+donkies, lions+tigers, etc), but I really doubt they're throwing Chimps in with wolves. ...please don't own any pets. Please. Just no.

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love_me_electric 20

You can also force animals to mate with their offspring, that doesn't make it okay.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Because you can doesn't mean you should.

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Pareidolia101 15

Some people are are just screwed up in the head so much that they think it's okay to screw animals.

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worldclassrager 39

Well this may sound horrible but a pussy would work.,,as in yours...

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ultra_notorious 26

perhaps it was just some twisted humour to gauge your reaction. did you inquire further or leave it as is?

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imonkeyface 9

At least you found out quick enough and in that way rather than witnessing it yourself. You'll find someone OP, good luck.

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TwinkleToesLOL 11

i think *********** is awesome. hes a cool guy :)

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tgstorm 12

Wow... Some people are messed up...

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Enslaved 36

"Down","Come" and "No Bite" commands really make doggie a "Good Girl". :P

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Epikouros 31

Unfortunately, dogs don't understand the word 'no' :)

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Pierce1987 8

Who wants to see a donkey show in Mexico!

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DeanWnchstr12479 6

Better single than stuck like that...

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