Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
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Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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Neottia 0
5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.
hamzy 0
Depressing.. :( You'll find better!
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hamzy 0
Depressing.. :( You'll find better!
chocoLIFE_fml 2
I think it maybe fake. last year, I got to china on trip, they do not have these 2 cell phone companys... the fml is says it is in china beijing.
cowgod 0
yeah they dont but the person probably just put china as her country for no real reason
JamesM9794 0
lol very observant
ju5t_0b53rv1n6 0
love the attention to detail
ffmmllyaya 0
pretty face but wrong. there is t mobil in china and there certainly is alot of iPhone in china
pedosmurf 7
At least you're not called knob licker
Helinacoustic 0
:(
abes22 0
iPhone*
Scarshadow101 6
Oh good, I thought I was the only person who noticed that and didn't want to look like an asshole correcting it. OP, if she had the nerve to do that the very same day while you were working, she doesn't deserve you.
spoo 24
sounds like you need to change the billing adress on her account :)... just make sure you dont use your login
Ldy_S_FTW 0
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger...but she ain't messin wit no broke niggah"
FML_4_I_am_alone 0
so iPhones work on T-mobile now? or was it just jailbroken? or are you just lieing???
majorfacepalm 3
Well actually, SINCE WHEN DID THEY HAVE TMOBILE IN CHINA!!!!! i mean, thats where it says ur from dude...
regalarius 0
...wait, do iPhones work on all carriers now?? Because you have no obligation to (and can get in trouble for I'll bet) helping her jailbreak it on the job...
plexico 4
She traded up.
rukusrazor 0
So she's really into dudes that work at kiosks and sell phones? FHERLIFE
longtimesunshine 4
when I read this I was like damn they spelled ''cell'' with an S. lolz funny
sensboltsfan84 4
He used an S because he meant that this chick is into guys that sell phones for a living. l2read, maybe?
havingalaugh 9
Actually selling phones is a very good career compared to other jobs you can easily make 50,000 a year
Neottia 0
5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.
purple5 0
Wow, that sucks. How new is her "new" boyfriend? Cus I know I wouldn't buy someone I'd just started dating an iPhone, they're expensive! I think she blatently did that to rub your face in it, which makes it suck even more...there are bound to be other places she could've got that done at.
Iswear 4
Duh