Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
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noelasis94 18
Ah what a wonderful world.
BlackPhenom 9
What the hell. These two must think they're in a f***ing romance movie. FYL OP
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Comments (82)
noelasis94 18
Ah what a wonderful world.
jipster 11
Did he still pay the bill, or was he even to shitty for that?
linstar 13
If he does it with her, chances are he'll do it to her.
dakatabg 31
Full with surprises
KawaiiCupcake 14
At least she knows that this guy was not ver his ex. Otherwise she would get hurt by him when it's too late...
malheartsnutmeg 20
Wow, that's just horrible OP. How did she know where you two were though?
flockz 19
simple. she used night vision goggles, a windsock, and a globe.
iLuvsIt 10
OPs boyfriend told her. Clearly. If she was stalking him he wouldn't have gone home with her. And if she was stalking him and he still left with her? Bullet. Dodged.
Horsempeg 25
He probably told her. A girl wouldn't declare her love for no reason. He had to give her some inclining to her doin so!
flockz 19
so what kind of food did you have?
doodlebug33 20
Forget about him. You can do better
CrissyyyS2 22
You'll be having the last laugh when they break up again. You deserve much more than that piece of shit.
BlackPhenom 9
What the hell. These two must think they're in a f***ing romance movie. FYL OP
HoboWithACondom 8
And that's a good thing. I love it when cheesy movie stuff happens in real life.
mirrorfrost 11
What a dickface. I'm sorry that happened to you doll.
Grand_Cookie 21
That freaking sucks. How the hell did she know where you guys were though?
kozzard 17
Facebook
Cheeley 17
Saw their food on instagram.
avapaige1234 19
Used the twitter and facebook map and location feature.
oh_lordy_me 18
Wow...just wow....
MrClean17 15
I thought that only happened in movies
prozac5000 9
it's not the embarrassment that gets you....its the sense of betrayal.