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Arbitrary recruitment methods

By Better company is calling? BYE!!! - 30/09/2026 12:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, during a job interview, the recruiters obviously ran out of ammo and were winging it. They made us do certain "activities" and one was by showing them our phone's wallpaper. Mine has a picture of a cute anime video game witch with a slight panty shot. Guess who got judged and did not move to the next stage? FML

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