Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML
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Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
Spineless
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
One-way street
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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Jea2096 11
Sorry OP. That sucks :/ but his friend seems pretty caring
SuperTroll187 10
His best friend seems to care more about you than he does
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Jea2096 11
Sorry OP. That sucks :/ but his friend seems pretty caring
kristen99 9
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How do you know it's OP?
commonlogicz42 6
Why do you think said "best friend" would be texting her in the first place? The dude needs a good smack. Traitorous swine.
dakatabg 31
He warned you
Phyre24 17
@22 No, that's a very petty reason to go out with someone and it's also unfair to the ex-bf's best friend if he wants more than just in her pants.
ysar523 13
It's "Original Poster", I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you call the poster of the FML OP
gordogirls 4
My thoughts exactly! Some best friend eh!
tjv3 10
I'm thinking the ex's best friend want some rebound lovin
Jelbeztok 17
@28 maybe OP and the best friend are friends themselves.
SynysterNero 20
Sounds like his friend wants to date you now.
phantumgrey 6
Dude cared enough to try and hit it that's my guess
SuperTroll187 10
His best friend seems to care more about you than he does
etoilenuit 15
Yea I was gonna say.. Interesting the "ex" bf best friend text u to see if your ok. I think there's somethin more to that.
timss4 19
Just because someone breaks up with you doesn't mean they don't care...
AngrySailor 17
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He's Making a move. Douche bag.
s15c 9
I think it was just one of those scenarios where he talked it over with his friends before doing it, to make sure he wasn't being irrational or making a dumb decision. He probably decided to break up with her, but hadn't gotten around to it by the time the friend thought he had. Or he's a douche. But I like the think the best of people.
fsomelife 26
I thought this was the best friend of the dude who wrote the FML about sending "intimate pictures" to his girlfriend...
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
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That sucks :( but at least you heard it coming from a friend.
emilyjgraham 34
I would definitely prefer to hear it from my boyfriend...
MsSoulReaper 27
It would also be nice if it wasn't through text.
ocramavaf 15
well the best friend communicated to her through text, we don't know wether the boyfriend did so too
emilyjgraham 34
I find that quite sweet that he was asking after you! Although the timing does suck a bit! No worries OP, your now ex-boyfriends friend seems to be a friend to keep. :)
commonlogicz42 6
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Ex boyfriends "best friend" is a fiend, a hungry wolf so to speak. He is not caring or concerned about op, he is concerned about snatching that up while he can. Are women actually this foolish?
emilyjgraham 34
Apparently so #30, but surely that could also be "are men actually that devious??" hmm...
sniken 14
#32 Indeed, there are more of them then you'd like to think. Definitely sounds like he's trying to snatch op up, unless they had a close friendly relation prior to this now ex-boyfriend.
commonlogicz42 6
Is that a serious question?? Yes. Human beings are by far the most devious creatures on our planet. The terms "betrayal" and "cheating" are human inventions. Not to say other animals aren't capable of deception, but compared to humans? Humans suck.
SuperSofie 23
#35 Someone's in a foul mood today... Perhaps #32 is a bit naive, but I still prefer someone who sees the good in people and might get disillusioned now and then, to someone who's too cynical to consider anything other than "humans suck". Anyway, never mind the "is the friend a real friend"-disussion, FYL for getting broken up with by text by someone else than your boyfiend!
illegalbeagle69 23
Not all guys are douches and not all girls are gullible.. the best friend seems like a decent guy, bad timing, but kudos to him for caring.
ocramavaf 15
not necessarily true, other animals are capable of deception, like elephants where one pretends to be injured while the others sneak past the guard who left the gate open, however humans do take the cake as far as lying and deception go
moonwing 17
not everybody's ex- significant other's best friend is a hungry wolf/fiend... my ex boyfriend's best friend turned out to be there for me and out of that support grew our relationship. Now we've been together for over 3.5 years. Sometimes the best friend cares so much because they actually do "care" about the person and not just about getting in their pants.
lisslyi 19
That's really sweet! Congrats #67! :)
rg350dx 29
Your ex-boyfriend's best friend is a time traveler and he just blew his cover. Tell him I will be repossessing his DeLorean and flux capacitor. Effective immediately.
TrueTriage 16
Preemptive comforting... It's a new thing all the cool kids do it. Friend: "I'm so sorry about what happened!" OP: "What do you mean?" Friend: "Wait ten minutes and you'll know."
Catkam623 27
*10 minutes later cat gets hit by a truck* op "why didn't you tell me"* punches friend on face*
karahmia07 5
ex boyfriends best friends dont check up on the dumped chick unless they want to get with her
SWC_Penguin 17
Bingo. I'm surprised by the number of posters calling him caring or sweet.
emilyjgraham 34
I think this is why many girls will fall for the wrong guy (including myself). You men are devious buggers, spewing on vulnerable women! ;)
emilyjgraham 34
I hadn't even thought of it like that... Men are devious buggers! Preying on vulnerable women like that! ;)
HungerGames95 13
Sometimes the best friend is a mutual friend.
gordogirls 4
Agreed! Naive!
bamagrl410 31
My ex and I were together for a long time, so our friends eventually became mutual friends. They checked on me when the relationship ended, but that doesn't mean that they all wanted to be with me. Sometimes people are just nice. Is it so hard to believe that good people actually exist?
SWC_Penguin 17
Does this dude work for NASA? "T-minus 10 minutes 'till breakup! Synchronize all clocks now!"
JBrownie123 24
That actually happened to my little sister 4 days ago!
Faff 20
I think this 'friend' really wanted to be the first to make a move on you, so he used his inside information to beat your other many admirers