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Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77215) - you deserved it (4789)

On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

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It's not too late to get it annulled.

#1 - On 05/25/2013 at 1:36pm by audreys510

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This story ended much differently than how I thought it would.

You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.

#4 - On 05/25/2013 at 1:37pm by Welshite

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