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Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43193) - you deserved it (7765)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:40am - love - by BellinaNico (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Sounds like a reaaaaal awesome husband-to-be...

#1 - On 05/25/2013 at 5:54am by Grand_Cookie

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So next time he tries to be frisky and interrupts your activities you yell at him and blame his "neediness" on the fact that he is hard. FYL.

#6 - On 05/25/2013 at 5:57am by darwinism

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