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Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40485) - you deserved it (5052)

On 05/23/2013 at 3:13am - love - by phoenixditch - United States (Virginia)

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I feel like there isn't enough information here. I wonder how long you knew him and how involved you two were.

#1 - On 05/23/2013 at 10:05am by Welshite

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Here's what you do: get all dolled up (I'm talking rock star gorgeous) and head over there. Then proceed to ignore him completely and flirt with any other cutie you want. Make that lazy douchewaffle eat his heart out!

#3 - On 05/23/2013 at 10:06am by WhisperSoflty

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